Damien Crawford's Golf Experience 2022
A downloadable inadequacy exhibition for Windows
In "Damien Crawford's Golf Experience 2022", play as someone who has the most basic understanding of golf.
You can't tell exactly how far the hole is. You can't apply any spin to the ball, or attempt to curve shots around trees. You can't even see where the ball goes after you hit it.
You can pick a club. You can decide about how hard you want to swing. You can track the ball down to hit it again.
Try to complete a course! They're technically able to be completed! You will hit the ball in the general direction of where you're facing when you select your club/power.
This game was made for "Games that Shouldn't Be Games Jam 2022".
It will be available for purchase for only 24 hours, from midnight PDT on April 1st to midnight PDT April 2nd. It'll be available on future April Fool's Days, but the price will increase each time. Just kidding about this being available for only 24 hours, because artificial scarcity is awful
In order to download this inadequacy exhibition you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $1.99 USD. You will get access to the following files: